while waiting for it to start i had the realization that the bachelor and sister wives are basically the same show. #makeoutwitheverybody
i'm watching it with 15 other girls in my dorm and
ashLee - personal organizer.
jacki - cosmetic lady.
selma - real estate lady. also a magician because she pulled a tissue out of her bra.
leslie - poker dealer? okay.
votes: 0. awkward.
kelly - apparently a singer. a bad one. really forward too. i'm cry laughing. also a cruise ship entertainer.
katie - yoga teacher.
ashley p - avid fifty shades of gray reader. i feel uncomfortable.
votes: "AHHHHHHHHHH!! NOOOOO"
taryn - health club manager.
catherine - graphic designer
robyn - not a gymnast
lacey - grad student and tanner
paige - jumbotron operator. i don't like her.
tierra - leasing consultant. also good at making first impressions. i can tell she is gonna go far. i can already see them making out in a hot tub.
votes: 10 that she would get the first impression rose.
amanda - fit model. awkward. large mouth. can't. handle. it.
keriann - entrepenuer. aka. unemployed. also, know that you aren't gonna make it far if you say "a shot with you."
desiree - bridal stylist. loves pennys and wishes. and designing her own wedding dress.
sarah - advertising designer. he asked "how are you?" like he was concerned her missing arm was causing her pain.
votes: 7. he just wants to know about the arm.
brooke - community coordinator.
votes: none on account of her panther like behavior. like i think she growled.
diana - salon owner. "maybe we can just leave now. just you and me." denied. awkward.
lesley m - political lady. i think. likes checking out people's forms.
kristy - ford model. apparently ford is a modeling agency. she isn't a model for ford cars. umm. yeah.
ashley h - fashion model.
lauren - journalist. creepy dad. "my dad wants you to know that if you break my heart he's gonna break your leg." .....awkward silence follows.
votes: no. just no.
our bride lindsay - substitue teacher. OMG THEY KISSED. WHAT IS THIS. THERE ARE NO RULES. "i have balls." - lindsay. "i hope not." - sean. el oh el this is the best.
votes: 1. only mine.
but wait, chris says there is another girl.
commercial break suspense. and now i'm mad because i waited too long to go to my room and get goldfish.
kacie b - occupation is apparently "ben's season." woah boobs. i mean he was pretty stoked to see her so like maybe thats a good sign? but everyone hates her because "she had her shot with ben so why does she think its gonna work with sean?" oh i don't know, maybe cause they are different people? also, totes not fair that they have met before. like not at alllllllll.
"nothing but good things will come." - sean.
yeah except for the 25 of you whose hearts he will break.
this show is increasingly awkward the more you think about it. like yaaaaa... lets have intimate conversations with a camera crew filming us.
also, why does everything have to be a "game changer"
"i didn't think i was gonna be this nervous for the rose ceremony." please.
prediction for the winner who sean will fall in love with and then break up with approximately 6 months after the finale: taryn.
i'm so excited for this season. i haven't watched the bach in forever so it's going to be great. who do you think will win?