so this was going to be a precious little halloween post complete with adorable pumpkin patch pics from the most anticlimactic pumpkin patch trip ever.
but i just deleted the pictures. so. pissed.
so instead, here's my halloween costume. and a story about fruit pizza.
i was a dalmatian when i was 4. i think. nothing like repeating a costume as an adult.
so the fruit pizza. it was paige's 21st birthday. a bit of a milestone. i had this super great present i was going to get her, but then i could't remember what it was. so i just creepily sent her little notes and gifts all day long. this fruit pizza was supposed to be the grand finale.
cute. i know. i've never cut a kiwi before because i don't like them, so i had to google it. it was going to be so good. and you know what? i think the trash can enjoyed it.
this is my life.
i was carrying it on top of a pile of other stuff and made it through 3 closed doors and a flight of stairs. then dropped it into the trash when i was setting it down. so. awesome.
i called paige and shed approximately 4 tears. and then i ate it. it was delicious. judge me.